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- A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I...
- I knew I had an allergy to shellfish, even though I had eaten it all of my life. Crab meat and lobster were among my favorites, however, on my very first date with my husband, I ordered crab legs and broke out into welts. Some time later, I was...
- This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots a blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a...
- I just wanted to say "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" to all of the Dads on the CP board. May you have the best day ever!For those of you who are spending the day with your fathers, I hope you enjoy this very special day! My son and daughter and I all made...
- A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her...
- We have all been there. Family and friends don't seem to understand our pain nor do they want to understand it. A couple of years ago, I read an article that was written by a Pain Management Doctor and his advice to CP patients was to:Have the...
- I love this one....hope you like it!An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, 'Wow! You wouldn't believe the dream I had...' And the woman replied, 'Yes, go on tell me.' So the husband told her. 'I had...
- Have you ever wondered what your "purpose" is in life? I honestly don't think I ever really thought about it until I was forced to live with chronic pain. All of the things that we naturally take for granted became so much harder to do. Just...
- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next...
- Do you hens ever get random friend requests? From people you have never seen before and don't seem to have any issues, yet they seek you out and want be your friend? If so, how do you handle it? I received not 1, but 2 in the same day (yesterday)....
- Okay everyone, I am just going to put myself out there. .....I need to talk about lonliness. loss of friends and family. It has been on my mind alot lately. So much so, that I had a breakdown when my family was at the lake a couple of days ago. ...
- Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed...
- "What is courage? What defines a courageous act? It is said that the brave and cowardly person are both fearful. However, it is the brave one who faces his fear and does what needs to be done. We will be faced with many things that scare us...
- This is a short, but cute one. :)A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly....pay me a compliment.' >>>>>He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect
- Okay ladies...I mean, er, hens. Here's a new "cluck" to kick off June. Hope you like it!***********************************Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her...