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- Hello! It has been a very long time since I have posted here, so please allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Carrie, 51 yrs old, married with 2 teenage children. To summarize briefly, I was hit by a drunk driver 26 yrs ago. As a result, a...
- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the...
- A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquires."They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have...
- Hello everyone!Well, it is officially Friday and I am laying here late at night as usual watching some TV. Project Runway is one of my favorite shows and I DVR it every week. The latest episode was on earlier this evening so that is what I am...
- I just had french toast (with vanilla & cinnamon) with maple syrup, sliced bananas & cool whip on top. So yummy! More like a dessert than a dinner!hahahahaha......told you I was bored!!!!Hugs,Carrie
- This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
- Hello everyone!With Christmas only a few days away, I was wondering how many of you are ready for Christmas? Do you have all of your baking/shopping/decorating complete?We put our (artificial) tree up right after Thanksgiving, all gifts have been...
- Good morning hens,Well, it isn't exactly "mania" here as I am laying here relaxing, listening to Christmas music. I do need to go make a pot of coffee though. We had a nice time at my Stepmother's house last night. It was really nice to see...
- We sat around the living room today and watched old home videos of when the kids were very little. Starting when my son was 1 1/2 yrs and my daughter was only 4 months. We specifically watched videos of Christmas Days past and it was amazing to...
- Hello everyone!Some of you may or may not remember me. It has been awhile since I have been active here at DS. After a scorching hot summer, the school season crept up on us and we were extremely busy getting the kids ready for back to school and...
- >>>>Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked...
- Hello everyone!Hope you are doing well as I think of you all every day. I have been busy with getting the kids ready for back to school. It has taken alot out of me and pain levels have been high but I am hanging in there. My daughter had a...
- Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the...
- Hello Ladies!Sorry I have been MIA from the hen house recently and that I haven't been doing a good job with sharing the Cluck of the Day, however, I am back (missed you all) and wanted to share a joke with you that is a little.....um..well, let's...
- I got a kick out of this one.....A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons,...