Where would you be?

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOUIF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE? Well...... HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FREAKIN' HOUSE!