Speeding Ticket!

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette  convertibleout of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushedit to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had  left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushingthe pedal even  more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the statetrooper  behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. Hefloored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,'What am I  doing? I'm too old for this!' and he pulled over to await the  trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to theCorvette,  looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.   Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that  I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The elderly gentleman paused and said, 'Three years  ago, my wife ran  off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were  bringing her  back.' 'You have a good day, Sir ,' replied the trooper.

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Too funny!
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hilarious!!
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HA! HA! HA! HA!