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- Will’s experience at the airport:After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.She smiled and...
- I shared this with my group members, but I thought this group might like this story as well.The Law of the Garbage TruckOne day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped...
- Let's see how many famous movie quotes we can come up with. If people gets stumped, we can offer extra hints like the actor/actress who said the line. When you name the movie, you post a new quote.Here's and easy one. This movie was made in...
- She is now having her wages garnished to pay defamation damages.“It’s a long time coming,” Pagones told The Post in a recent interview. “Every week, she’ll think of me. And every week, she can think about how she has a way out -- she can...
- Once, a father of a teenage daughter was concerned because his daughter spend too much time on phone; and nobody else in house could use the that line. So, he got a solution, he had a new telephone line installed for her.Two or three days after her...
- Q. How do you kill a purple elephant?A. With a purple elephant gun.Q .How do you kill a white elephant?A. Strangle him til he turns purple then shoot him with the purple elephant gun.Q.How did the elephant hide in the cherry tree?A. He painted his...
- 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November5) What is a camel's hair...
- I don't know if this is a good idea...http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/30/preachers-of-l-a-new-reality-show-sparks-major-controversy-among-christians/
- Just thought I would start a thread about the comedians we remember.I remember Phyllis Diller. She just left us last year after giving us many years of laughter. Here are some of her quotes:"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?""Aim...
- "Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. how can anyone see how awesome you are if you can’t see it yourself?" ~ Unknown
- “Life is a bowl of cherries. Some cherries are rotten while others are good; its your job to throw out the rotten ones and forget about them while you enjoy eating the ones that are good! There are two kinds of people: those who choose to throw...
- Little Miss MuffetLittle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,Eating her Irish stew.Down came a spider and sat down beside her,And so she ate him up, too!Little Boy BlueLittle boy blue come blow your horn.Sheep's in the meadow,Cow's in the corn.Your horse...
- VirginiaIt is illegal to tickle women.There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.Police radar detectors are illegal.CaliforniaIn San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to...
- Dare to BeWhen a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.When there is darkness, dare to be the first to shine a light.When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it.When something seems difficult, dare to do it anyway.When life seems...
- An overweight colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We...