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- The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters.The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think you've located him, tell him the code...
- This was a story told to us by our chemistry professor at school. A student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.Out of the corner of his eye, the professor...
- It's Better to Have Tried by: Edgar A. Guest, Source Unknown'Tis better to have tried in vain,Sincerely striving for a goal,Than to have lived upon the plainAn idle and a timid soul.'Tis better to have fought and spentYour courage missing all...
- Humor Can Save Your Life by: Michael Angier, , Success NetworksThe story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the...
- God, Forgive Me When I Whine by: Author Unknown, Source UnknownToday, upon a bus,I saw a girl with golden hair.I envied her, she seemed so gay,And I wished I was as fair.When suddenly she rose to leave,I saw her hobble down the aisle.She had one...
- A Tragedy or a Blessing? by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown Years ago in Scotland, the Clark family had a dream. Clark and his wife worked and saved, making plans for their nine children and themselves to travel to the United States. It had taken...
- Generous lawyerA local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out...
- I Know I CanIf you think you are beaten you are;If you think you dare not, you don't;If you want to win but think you can't;It's almost a cinch you won't.If you think you'll lose you're lost;For out of the world we findSuccess begins with a fellow's...
- "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~ Herm Albright
- Puppies For SaleA farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked...
- “If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work” George Carlin
- ONE RULE FOR HAPPINESSOne day a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country so he could have his son see how poor country people were, and could appreciate what they, themselves, had.They stayed one day and one night in the farm of a...
- “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.” Muhammad Ali Just saw him taking part in the Olympic Opening Ceremonies. So sad to see the condition he is now in, but it still does not stop him.
- "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are they who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." -George...
- It Can Be DoneThe ones who miss all the funAre those who say, "It can't be done."In solemn pride they stand aloofAnd greet each venture with reproof.Had they the power they'd effaceThe history of the human race.We'd have no radio or motor cars,No...