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- Promise YourselfTo be so strong that nothingcan disturb your peace of mind.To talk health, happiness, and prosperityto every person you meet.To make all your friends feelthat there is something in themTo look at the sunny side of everythingand make...
- Ten Signs That You’re Too Old for Trick or Treating10. You get winded from knocking on the door.9. You have another kid chew the candy for you.8. You ask for high fiber candy only.7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your...
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog.""Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here,...
- Three Bears Story Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair....
- Signs in a Kitchen 1. So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! 2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! 3. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! 4. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. 5....
- The Weigh Scale Two kids went into their parents bathroom and noticed the weigh scale in the corner. "Whatever you do," cautioned one youngster to the other, "Don't step on it!" "Why not?" asked the sibling. "Because every time mom does,...
- "Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us."Voltaire
- "I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present."Rabindranath Tagore
- My baby came down with a stomach bug sometime on Thursday night. My husband spoke with her doctor, and she said it usually runs its course within 2 days. We have to try feeding her just an ounce of formula at a time to see if she keeps something...
- Most DeservingA father of five won a large stuffed animal in a raffle. All the wayhome he agonized about which child should receive the toy. When hearrived, he called the kids together."I have decided this gift should go to the most deserving," he...
- Shopping For An ExcuseIn the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed aman shopping with his son.As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard himwhisper conspiratorially to the child: "You know, if we really...
- Fighting Fair"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your bestfriend is a terrible thing to do!""He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come...
- What Did You Do Today?One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem. Hischildren were playing in the front yard in their pajamas.Inside the house the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel and thefamily room was strewn with toys. In...
- True EntrepreneurA mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospectivelessee shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the left for amen's wear shop."That's fine," the mall manager says. "You get free signage; what do youwant on...
- A Better ExcuseToby came into the office an hour late for the third time in one weekand found his boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Toby?"his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."Toby sighed, "everything...