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- The dressThe poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed."I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I...
- Senior WeddingJacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses...
- The End Is NearFarmers Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road. They made a sign saying "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!," and showed it to each passing car.One driver that passed didn't appreciate the sign...
- "I found life’s answers in my room; The fan said be cool. The roof said aim high. The window said see the world. The clock said every minute is precious. The mirror said reflect before you act. The calender said be up to date. The door said push...
- A Child's Prayerby: Author UnknownDear God, are You still awake?Have You got a minute or two?You're pretty good at understanding,And I really need to talk to You.You see, Mommy came to tuck me in,Like she does every night.I was trying to play a...
- Lessons of Failure by: Author UnknownLord, are you trying to tell me something?For...Failure does not mean I'm a failure;It does mean I have not yet succeeded.Failure does not mean I have accomplished nothing;It does mean I have learned...
- StalledA man’s car was stalled in the middle of a busy street, and the woman behind him honked continuously as he tried to restart it.Finally, the man got out and walked to the woman’s car.“I can’t seem to get my car started,” the man...
- Middle Age…Middle age is when you go to the doctor and you realize you know have to pay someone to look at you naked.The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half-full… of course, the bad news is that it won’t be long before...
- Known by the Company You KeepMarvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily...
- Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity to complete what you were unable to finish yesterday. Be a self-starter. Let your first hour set the theme of success and...
- Non-English PhrasesThese are from the New York magazine competition where they asked competitors to change ONE letter in a familiar non-English phrase and redefine it.HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? - Can you drive a French motorcycle?RIGOR MORRIS - The cat...
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why...
- Jesus is Watching A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He...
- One Little CandleAuthor UnknownIt is better to light just one little candleThan to stumble in the dark,Better far that you light just one little candle,All you need is a tiny spark.If we'd all say a prayer that the world would be free,A wonderful...
- A basketball in my hands is worth about $19A basketball in Michael Jordan's hands is worth about $33 million.A baseball in my hand is worth about $6A baseball in Mark McGuire's hands is worth $19 millionIt depends on whose hands it's inNails in my...