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- The Recession Has Hit Everybody!1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.2. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.3. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen...4. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.5. If the bank returns...
- A story about a horseA man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.'What was that for?' the man asked.The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your...
- Take a little time to smile... In a Podiatrist's Office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a...
- Grandma's AgeLittle Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding."Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
- “Don't wish me happiness-I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor-I will need them all.”~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
- “If God sends us on strong paths, we are provided strong shoes.”~ Corrie Ten Boom
- “Come to the edge.”“We can't. We're afraid.”“Come to the edge.”“We can't. We will fall!”“Come to the edge.” And they came. And he pushed them. And they flew. Guillaume Apollinaire, 1880-1918 French Poet, Philosopher
- I Learned Everything From Noah's Ark1. Don't miss the boat.2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something...
- Two Additions to the Periodic Table of ElementsElement Name: WOMAN1. Symbol: WO2. Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there)3. Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very...
- Two Additions to the Periodic Table of ElementsElement Name: WOMAN1. Symbol: WO2. Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there)3. Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated...
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Earth Is Full - Go Home.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~So Many Pedestrians - So...
- The 3 Little Pigs - The True StoryThis is a true story ~ proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.A teacher was reading the story The Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first...
- Dealing with the burdens of life:1. Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon - and some days you’re the statue!2. Always keep your words soft and sweet - just in case you have to eat them.3. Always read stuff that will make you...
- 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to...
- Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."My...