Smile a While Community Group
Here is a group where we can make each other smile with positive thoughts. Jokes, inspirational thought, quotable quotes and even just a Good Morning are all appreciated. All are welcome to join.
Q. How do you kill a purple elephant?
A. With a purple elephant gun.
Q .How do you kill a white elephant?
A. Strangle him til he turns purple then shoot him with the purple elephant gun.
Q.How did the elephant hide in the cherry tree?
A. He painted his toenails red. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? That’s because it works.
A. With a purple elephant gun.
Q .How do you kill a white elephant?
A. Strangle him til he turns purple then shoot him with the purple elephant gun.
Q.How did the elephant hide in the cherry tree?
A. He painted his toenails red. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? That’s because it works.
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”