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- What does it men when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? (You did not hold the pillow down long enough)How do you keep your husband from reading your email? (rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual)A couple is lying in...
- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,...
- I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.The old man kept staring at him. The teenager...
- Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. - Marcus Tullius CicerMay we all learn from our mistakes and make a better life!
- before I go home for the night..Little TONY was sitting in class one day.. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!" The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in...
- I don't mean to offend anyone, but this is funny!Cinderella asks Fairygodmother, "Can I go to the ball?". Fairygodmother tells Cinderella, "Yes, you can go to the ball. I'll give a dress, shoes, I'll even give you a ride." Cinderella is like,...
- A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of...
- A man is speeding down the highway in his Corvette. Police officer pulls him over and says,"Sir, I just clocked you doing 120 MPH. Unless you can give me a good reason why you were going that fast, I am going to throw the book at you."The man...
- Out beyond ideas of right-doing and wrong-doing there is a field. I'll meet you there. - Rumi
- A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about...
- Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.2. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with...
- A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going...
- An blonde named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and...
- his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the...
- A married couple is having problems so they go to counseling. They sit down with the specialist and the wife points out the numerous problems with their marriage. After about 10 minutes, the specialist gets up, walks over to the wife and kisses her...