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Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:
1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
2. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joe's vs. the X-Men.
3. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
4. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restroom.
5. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
6. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
7. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
8. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
2. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joe's vs. the X-Men.
3. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
4. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restroom.
5. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
6. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
7. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
8. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
patti22
You need to move to a bigger town!!
JennyN
Tell me about it!! :o)
deleted_user
well, at least you're having fun :D hehe. very creative ;)
deleted_user
I could do all those things but almost all the Walmart crew in town knows me and wouldn't find it odd.
deleted_user
That sounds like life here in my hometown - but we're moving up in the world. We've now got a Starbucks!
JennyN
I am jealous....the nearest Starbucks in 150 miles away!! :o( Another reason for me to get out of this town!!
deleted_user
yikes and i thought i was bad here!! lol.....
deleted_user
Hee heee, okay, I've actually done:1,3,5, and 7. Want to go out during lunch and do 2 and 4. Save the rest for another day! Thanx for the post Jenny!
deleted_user
I always walk out with my shit and go through the shoplifting detectoers and say.. "DING, We're sorry but you have activated the Wal-Mart security system, please bend over and spread em."
JennyN
Lost and Amy...you sound like my kind of people!! :o)
deleted_user
Jenn...you have too much time on your hands....LOL
JennyN
Shhhhhh...don't tell my boss! :o)
deleted_user
I like to ride in the carts down the aisles pretending I'm in an episode from Jackass
JennyN
Mike just informed me I forgot to add eat a lb of grapes while walking thru the store...but that could easily be a donut or two also! :o)
deleted_user
Get a job there and put a china kid to work.
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