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Being happy...

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Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.Unknown
My fortune cookie says....

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The first step to better times is to imagine them.
Sunday night joke....

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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there'sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.The next day, the man...
Another Friday Joke...

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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish."The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks."Oh, he'll...
naughty friday joke..

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Three pregnent women (a brunette, a redhead and a blonde) went to the doctor to determine the sex of their babies.The brunette says I think I'm having a girl, the doctor says "Why do you think that?" She says "Well I was on top."The redhead says...
FRIDAY JOKE...

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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some "She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Thursdays quote...

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Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard
pissing and moaning

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An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman...
Vaseline survey...

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A man doing market research knocked on a door and wasgreeted by a Young woman with three small children runningaround at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"She says, "Yes. My husband and I...
potato...

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An rather "slow" guy was told by his friend that to attract girls on the beach, he should put a potato in his swim trunks.He had absolutely no success, in fact all the girls laughed at him.He reported this to his friend who told him, "The potato...
Blonde joke

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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."She looked at him,...
Funnies....

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidentialDad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???No, I work in a condom...
Definition of wife...

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means ," With Idiot For Ever !!!"
Another Monday funny...

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A wife gets naked and asks her husband " what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?".Hubby looks her up and down and replies" your sense of humour".
tell HIM, you have a headache......

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It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife."That gorilla is getting excited just looking...

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