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Friday Funnies...

JennyN
JennyN
What does it men when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? (You did not hold the pillow down long enough)

How do you keep your husband from reading your email? (rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual)

A couple is lying in bed. The man says "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you...."

It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
deleted_user
deleted_user
ROFL...ROFL...ROFL...:)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh my ... those were great. Thanks for the laugh.
deleted_user
deleted_user
There you go beating up on us poor pathetice guys again.
deleted_user
deleted_user
rasberry jenn...rasberry!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Jen is so cute but underneath all that is a biting sense of humor towards men.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh my...

I resemble that remark...

I mean resent, resent... :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Wick, it helps when you say things like that to throw in a "Yar!!!" at the end like a pirate.

Don't ask me why...
deleted_user
deleted_user
I think that Jen has given us a good dose of humor all week. Way to go, Jen you get my vote for Humor Queen, ever since we voted one time I just can't stop nominating people for things.
deleted_user
deleted_user
HG I tried to talk like a pirate on one thread and it just confused every one. One day one here we should have talk like a pirate day but it would not go over with any newbies. May just thread R lad.
deleted_user
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Aye Wick, ye tale be true.

I's be seen'st it with me own eyes, too.
deleted_user
deleted_user
We could all claim that we thought "breakup" referred to our pirate ships when we were under attack from the spanish armada. I know I would need support if that happenned. "Yar!"
deleted_user
deleted_user
Avast yes, Erik!

Yar, it were an ambush of the dee-veel's design. Cold and cuttthroat it was.

Yeah, if you walked into a therapist's office talking like this...I say they pay YOU for your time.
deleted_user
deleted_user
It's either that or they would have to accept gold dubloons (sp?) for payment. Pirates just can't get a good insurance plan.
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deleted_user
Can there be woman pirates??? I like the outfits. LOL Actually I want a sword.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Sure they do Erik.

You just hafta make sure the other two people who know your secret are dead.

(bad pirate humor)
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