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- A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her...
- 10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize...
- We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O....
- The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue...
- On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart...
- To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he...
- Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet bowl" Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
- An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He...
- My friend just emailed this to me...Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old IrishWolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and theirlittle boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they...
- A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl...
- -Cats do what they want, when they want.-They rarely listen to you.-They're totally unpredictable.-They whine when they are not happy.-When you want to play they want to be left alone.-When you want to be alone, they want to play.-They expect you to...
- by Carrie UnderwoodStanding at the back doorShe tried to make it fastOne tear hit the hard woodIt fell like broken glassShe said sometimes love slips awayAnd you just can't get it backLet's face itFor one split secondShe almost turned aroundBut that...
- A 90-year-old man was having his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who was pregnant & delivered our child. What is your opinion about that,...
- apple computers have announced today thet they have developement of a computer chip that can be implanted into a womans breast and play music.......the I-boob will cost $399.99and is regarded as a breakthrough as women are always complaining about...
- There was a duck standing at the side of a road waiting to cross, suddenly a chicken runs up behind him and cries, "Don't do it; You will never hear the last of it!"