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- One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who,surprisingly, did not whine, nag, and bitch........ But this was a long time ago..... and it was just ONE day.The End
- A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping theother monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,not from the original manuscript. So, the new...
- 1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.4. Any connection between...
- Tarot CardsIn the dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to tell you this so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow.Your STBX husband will die a...
- Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty roughneighborhood late at night trying to impress eachother about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouseand says, "When I see a...
- I have your picture,I use it every day,I put it in the attic to keep the rats away!!!!
- A woman wants to surprise her husband for their 25th anniversary. She decides to go out buy some sexy lingerie. She picks up some crotch less panties and a new bra.When the hubby gets home from work she's sprawled out on the bed wearing her new...
- A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and beganto understand how the magician did...
- Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and...
- "Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do, but in the end you never get anywhere."
- One day mom was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his dad got home and showed it to him.He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word....
- Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience."Oh, I really liked it," she replied,...
- That Sound Dirty... But Aren'tShe's a goblin! I'd like to get a little something in the sack. Let me see your bag... Oh! You're having a great night! Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her...
- A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.A few days later he receives a parcel with a...
- A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as...