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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes.
"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes.
"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
deleted_user
I think I work with her...
deleted_user
Ah an oldie but goody.
deleted_user
I definately work with her..
deleted_user
i didn't see that one coming....good one!
deleted_user
I was married to her.
deleted_user
I swear to God I am not her!
JennyN
I am not her either, but admittedly...I do have my moments!
deleted_user
Yea, Jenny, I'll confess to a few myself, dammit. But I won't post 'em here!
JennyN
Nope, I won't be posting mine either...not right now anyway!! I think it is enough that I am admitting to having them! :o)
deleted_user
I'm pretty sure that everyone, even us guys, have our "blonde" moments. :)
deleted_user
Belzar - from the bottom of a blonde's heart, I truly thank you for your support!
JennyN
I am with Amy...THANKS Belzar!!
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