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Guys Against BOB!!

HeaveToo
HeaveToo
GAB...the acronym for Guys Against Bob...would like all the women to know...WE AREN'T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! Bob is an evil invention and it is the spawn of Satan. He is there just to take the pleasure out of the "real" thing! Be mindful of his propoganda and his evil lies. Bob lacks heart and he doesn't know how to cuddle. Bob can't make babies. Bob can do nothing but hum! Bob is nothing without batteries and we all know that batteries will always die long before you want them to!

DOWN WITH BOB!!
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
They are rapidly catching up to us....Trust me...I live in the underbelly of society and I see what goes one. Yeah...men buy women but women also buy men.
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
Why would women ever need to pay for sex?

They could just tap the shoulder of a poor schlub like me and say, "I'm going to use you like a rented mule" AND I'D THANK THEM FOR IT.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yea, Joane women don't have a porn addiction, just a BOB addiction!
deleted_user
deleted_user
I sell used Bobs on Ebay. Used bobs need love too.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Heave - you better read up on the real world - NOT EVEN CLOSE. And I know LOTS of cops in big cities. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Okay Joan...Women with porn addictions are also less tracked than guys. Not as much research is done on that.

All of that being said...Maybe the guys had a porn addiction because their wives were too busy getting their swerve on with BOB!
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
Wait.

Heave/Pitt: You guys are being serious?

You're seriously threatened by a battery-powered dildo?

Really?

. . . .

Okay.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hmm, let's see

porn versus Bob and a Chris Isaak video, um? Jo?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Cjam, I am afraid I am going to have some odd nightmares tonight. That is really disturbing to me. If one of my sons had a doll like that I really don't know what I would do. LOL
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Ah Crap...I forgot...Joan..You are out there pounding the pavement with the rest of us. YOu see the dark figures of crime and live in the back alleys of life.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yeah I could totally see how one of those things could be a lot of fun, but automatically thought - If I get my head blown off and my parents have to come claim my personal effects it would break my mom's heart to see that.
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
Okay.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Mmmmm... sweet porn.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Frank your "rented mule" post made my night... LMAO
deleted_user
deleted_user
Breaking News Story: Woman found electrocuted in bath tub with BOB.

Anchor: Sandy Devine here tonight with our top story, a shocking and frightening tale about love gone wrong.

A woman took her BOB in the tub with her and now she's gone, friends and family are shocked.

When asked about the tragedy, her dear friend, Pittguy remarked.

Pittguy: If she had only been with me this tragedy wouldn't have occurred. I urge all women out there tonight, that before this terrible fate befalls you, call me! Don't let your loved ones find you this way, it's tragic, just tragic.

Anchor: Thank you Pittguy, I think there is a moral there for all of us.