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Guys Against BOB!!

HeaveToo
HeaveToo
GAB...the acronym for Guys Against Bob...would like all the women to know...WE AREN'T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! Bob is an evil invention and it is the spawn of Satan. He is there just to take the pleasure out of the "real" thing! Be mindful of his propoganda and his evil lies. Bob lacks heart and he doesn't know how to cuddle. Bob can't make babies. Bob can do nothing but hum! Bob is nothing without batteries and we all know that batteries will always die long before you want them to!

DOWN WITH BOB!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Heave, where have you been???

http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/index.html

Way creepier than a BOB anyday!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Vac! Too funny ! You can keep yours. It's just the girls. HAHAHHAHAH
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hi Vac! Can I call you Bob?
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
And women don't buy male prostitutes? Women are just as bad as the guys are...never seen a BOG though...Never heard of one either.
deleted_user
deleted_user
ok THIS has been a fun post to read - nice going HEAVE.

However, for the record, I'll go down without a fight...
deleted_user
deleted_user
did everyone just ignore my post.. creepy dolls men buy.... HELLOO
deleted_user
deleted_user
Wow only $6,500? Thanks cjam I think I just found the love of my life!
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
John...It all depends...it all depends on who wants you to go down! LOL!

Ah..the creepy dolls...I thought that those things were just jokes...seriously. Don't see how that could compare to the real thing.
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
I'll go down at the drop of a hat.

Or a shoe.

Or a stocking.

Or . . . .

It's been a frustrating day.
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Oh...I also heard that BOB isn't much of a kisser. Not much on foreplay either. Don't believe that you would take Bob out for an evening on the town. Don't think he would go out to a club dancing either!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hi Frank! Nice to meet you!

Heave, you are not REALLY suggesting that women buy sex partners or porn at anywhere NEAR the same rate as men?? Seriously???
deleted_user
deleted_user
Not to mention you could probably get away with driving in the carpool lane with one of those babies.
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
I like women.

They're soft and they smell nice.

That is all.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Good point there Chuck Norris, hmm, let's see, the benefits of the HOV lane avoid traffic and travel at a constant speed, saves gas and wear on the brakes, and I get to work on time. All seem like pluses to me! LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
And, for the record, MEN are also the biggest purchaser of male prostutes services.

I have never been downtown anywhere and seen lots of half dressed men being gawked at by women driving around looking to buy a piece of ass.

And as a cop, you know better than to say women are just as bad as men in this instance.

How many men have you seen get on here complaining of their wives porn addiction??