I do know someone that had an electrical bob, he was used quit a bit and his cord was frayed, he started the bed on fire.
I so wish that the Fd would have had to have been called.

Pit, that was toooooooooooooooooo good.

That may be true Joane, but BOB never went to the store for you, took your kids to the doctor, called in sick for you or cooked for you either.

Bob doesn't have my children around dangerous people, I can make my own bowl of cereal..thanks.

And I took care of my ex-wife's kids when she wouldn't.

Hrm...Bob the Baby sitter....Have Bob over for thanksgiving dinner. Oh Bob..My car needs fixing..can you help? Bob the designated driver?

Oh..Joan...Bob can't even pirate talk...wait..he can't talk. Therefore he can't call names...but he can't compliment either. Not all guys are jerks.

Bob is satan. Just look what happens when you spell his name backwards!

Ladies, how can a primitive, battery-operated device ever replicate the extraordinary things that we can do. Can Bob work a remote control, drink a beer, expel gases, grow hair in his ears, or forget your birthday? Bob is trap; designed to make you think that men are unnecessary when it is a known fact that men will always be required as long as spiders invade your homes.

Mom, dad, I'd like to introduce you to my date Bob. Bob, don't be rude, shake hands, say hello...oh wait you can't!

Bob can't fix my dishwasher or set the channels on the tv...you are Steven...bob sucks.

Well stated Heave!

Bob can't fix my dishwasher or set the channels on the tv...you are right Steven...bob sucks.

LOL Heave "Bob can't talk" - You just sold him to women everywhere!

Yeah...if he can't talk he can't say sweet things, whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

Bob is a usless attempt to replace a human with a robot. Bob doesn't have feelings either.

Ladies, isn't it amazing to know that when you are bringing yourself to orgasm in the privacy of your own home, men the globe over have little silent bombs of apoplexy going off in their heads over you pleasuring yourself without their input, and via a battery-operated device? Amazing to know that they are so invested in doing by hand what a machine can perform efficiently. Might that principle extend to, say, washing the dishes? Plowing the fields? Can you imagine them streamside, scrubbing the clothes against the rocks? Hanging out the laundry on the line out back? Who knew we had such a dedicated band of luddites! Soon they'll be delivering their DS threads via quill and parchment rather than keyboard.

I would just like to say in Bobs defense, he has never said a bad word about any of you people. This whole thing is embarrassing and he would appreciate it if you would let it go. He's sorry about entertaining the kid but it was all in fun. He would also appreciate if Oprah didn't hear about that.