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- The very first time with a man as an adlut, I was nervous, of curse, but he was gentle. It has been years and I feel like I'm back to square one. The thought of sex now is overwhelming. I want it but I keep putting it out of my mind. Makes me...
- 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.2.Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.3.Law of...
- I joke about giving up romance for lent but it seems I never go back and take it up again. Which sucks!Anybody else thinking about holding off for a while and cleaning or remodeling the house or something?(I'm only half way kidding)
- Nationality (from a male friend) It's a little known fact that the frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.Statistics just released from Statistics U.K and the World Health Organisation, reveals that:Australian...
- I have read so many of these posts that I am beginning to think no one wants to be married anymore. This is sad. Commitment is an achievement. Sex and one night stands are nothing and so common these days. I'm not judging anyone in particular...
- What if I got the courage to have sex with a guy and was terrible or we just didn't fit well?? Physically didn't fit! I'm small there.The only man I let go there with me was gentle and kind. Maybe someone else wouldn't be?I don't want to become a...
- Retire to Phoenix, Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never...
- Today that man brought me some cream to put on my sore shoulder. I have to say it--the one who isn't in to plumb women. He can be so nice sometimes. He asked about my co-worker too. He does like her, we all do. Maybe it was just a nice gesture?...
- To all. It has been an up and down year I bet for most. We sure had quite a ride.Hoping for the best for all of you in 2016!Take careM.C.
- Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the...
- This is educational, especially for you present and former educators. Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird...
- A man went into a doctor's office and he had a frog on his head. The doctor asked if there was anything he could do for him. The frog said, "can you take this wart off my butt?"The doctor fainted.
- Touching story, if you have not seen this before: I would like to be 'that man' someday...Ya' gotta love this guy!!!!!Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!Toward the end of the Sunday service, the...
- The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end.>> The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.> > 'Johnny, do you have a story to share?'>> 'Yes ma'am....
- I came here to this group to find out what I am and have done wrong with men. So far, I haven't found anything that I have done to keep them away. It has to be my looks or size. My personality is pretty outgoing. I try not to offend anyone and...