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- After several months I got my password to work with my old profile. Now I have to get used to the new format.
- Two men went hunting. One had been an avid hunter; hunting all his life, the other man was a city boy; hunting for the first time. The avid hunter told city boy to sit down and not make a sound. So he did. But when the first man got 100 yards away,...
- A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The blonde says, “According...
- Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physcian, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised...
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early...
- A brunette was walking down some train tracks saying "21, 21, 21..." repeatedly. A blonde saw her and began to follow along. After a moment the blonde asked, "whatchya doin?" The brunette said "counting" and went back to chanting 21. The blonde...
- “…inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.” – Terry Pratchett
- I broke down today and decided it was time to break out my methylprednisolone taper dose pack. To date I have tried to avoid oral corticosteroids, but I feel the time has come to give them a try.My question is: How long after taking my first dose...
- A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a...
- An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one...
- This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, “What does this remind you of?”The guy replied, “A naked woman.” Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same...
- A woman burst out of the examining room screaming after her young physician tells her she is pregnant. The director of the clinic stopped her and asked what the problem was. After she tells him what happened, the doctor had her sit down and relax in...
- Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth...
- If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle
- It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car.When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in.“Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he...