gro100's Posts | DailyStrength

Status:

Mood: Ok

Offline

< Back to Profile

A horse and a chicken

0

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives...
I hope......

0

I hope one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives.
The Foul-Mouthed Parrot

0

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by...
Three wishes

0

A guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. "Set up everybody in the place!" he shouts. The bartender obliges. Suddenly, a little man jumps out of the guy's pocket, runs...
Two ducks

0

Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" And the other duck said "Thats funny I was just about to say that!"
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

0

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.4. A dog's parents never visit.5. Dogs agree that you have to...
Night of Drinking

0

A man and his pet duck walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after...
A farmer...

0

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I...
Religious Cowboy

0

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's...
I dream...

0

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Fifty days

0

Five Blondes walk into a bar a sit down at a table.After a few minutes they stand up and give each other high fives,and shout "50 days" "fifty days".The bar tender wonders what was that all about.He goes over to the table and says "what are you...
Which is closer?

0

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
Dining Alone

0

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous brunette sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out...
Abdul

0

Mohammed rode his favorite camel, Binky, into town and there, in a small lot, he saw a sign for “Abdul the Painless Camel Castrator.” Mohammed had been thinking of having Binky done for some time. Makes a camel easier to handle.But, he loved...
A brunette.....

0

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

First
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
Last