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- Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?Tie a knot in his tail.Where do you find elephants?That would depend on where you left...
- What happened in 1492?I don't know; I was across the hall in 1493.What famous bus crossed the Atlantic?Colum-bus!Why did Columbus sail the ocean?Because he couldn't swim the whole distance.In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...Please add any...
- Whether teaching, coaching, supervising, or leading, acknowledging the performance of those we observe or interact with is of immense benefit to them and to our relationships with them.We are presently experiencing a societal epidemic of destructive...
- Looking for a laugh?We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities!Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub Hope to see you there!The Laughter Club...a pessimist's worst nightmare...now with 20% more chuckles!
- Hey there, you!Looking for a laugh? We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities!Our humor is short, so it won't take much "time" to read! Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub Hope to see you there!The...
- The Laughter Club salutes Jim Henson, creator of the much beloved Muppets, puppets with perky personalities, that appeared in The Muppet Show television series and Muppet movies. Jim Henson was born in Greenville, Mississippi, U.S.A., on 24...
- What is green on the inside, white on the outside, and hops?A frog sandwich.What do you get when you stack toads together?A toadem-pole. (totem-pole)What is green and very dangerous?A frog with a hand-grenade.Now it's your turn - do you know any...
- Hello, Lonely Soul!Looking for a laugh?We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities!Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclubHope to see you there!The Laughter Club...Nuttier than a squirrel's breakfast!
- First Peasant: I hear the dictator is going to charge us a tax every time we use our thumbs.Second Peasant: That is terrible.First Peasant: And if we don't pay, he's going to hang us!Second Peasant: We must revolt. After all, who ever heard of using...
- Looking for a laugh?We have boatloads of good clean jokes - and no bullies - click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub Hope to see you there!The Laughter Club...because there's more to life than just survival.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one.How many seasons are there in a year?Two: baseball and football.Why should you not marry a tennis player?Because love means nothing to them.
- The following entries are resources and information that may prove helpful to you as a leader. Please add any resources and information that you are aware of to the list. We grow in knowledge together.
- What does a 500 hundred pound mouse say?Here kitty, here kitty.Teacher: Robert Burns wrote, "To a Field Mouse."Class Clown: I'll bet he didn't get an answer.What has six eyes but cannot see?Three blind mice!
- What has three wings, three eyes, and two beaks?A bird with spare parts.Why was the mother owl worried about her boy?Because he didn't give a hoot about anything.What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?A penguin rolling down a...
- Do you have a missing family member or relative? Are you a missing person in the lives of others? Would you like to help others find their missing family members and relatives? Please click here:...