A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
What has three wings, three eyes, and two beaks?
A bird with spare parts.
Why was the mother owl worried about her boy?
Because he didn't give a hoot about anything.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Now it's your turn. Do you know any birds jokes?
A bird with spare parts.
Why was the mother owl worried about her boy?
Because he didn't give a hoot about anything.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Now it's your turn. Do you know any birds jokes?
Clerk: Come back when you have learned to say it right.
Boy (next day): Mister, can I have some boirdseed?
Clerk: That's still not right. Come back tomorrow and try to say it again.
Boy (next day): Mister, can I have some boirdseed?
Clerk: No. I won't sell you any birdseed until you can say it right. Come back tomorrow and try again.
Boy (next day): Mister, would you like to buy a dead boird?
A goose on a skateboard! :-)
"Polly wants a cracker, NOW!"
By babysitting for elephants on Saturday nights.
See also "Elephant Humor"
A two-hundred-pound seagull!
Because diamonds are a gull's best friend.
A bird on roller skates.
With its sparrow-chute.
Because the early bird gets the perm!