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- Baby Snake: Mommy, am I poisonous?Mother Snake: No - why do you ask?Baby Snake: Because I bit my tongue!Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman realized that he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little...
- Looking for a laugh?Nobody needs it more than you, with all that you've been through.We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities!Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclubHope to see you there!The Laughter...
- Why do carpenters take so long to sign contracts?Because they want to hammer out all the details first.Where do carpenters live?In boarding houses.Carpenter: What seems to be the matter?Apprentice: I've cut this board six times and it's still too...
- Howdy-ho, Funny Ones! Let's start a list of fun websites, ones with humor and pictures and sound, and interactive websites as well.
- Why was the father centipede so upset?Because all the kids needed new shoes!Why was the baby ant so confused?Because all of his uncles were ants!Why do bees hum?Because they don't know the words!What did one flea say to another flea?Should we walk...
- Looking for a laugh?We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities!Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclubThe Laughter Club...now available without a prescription.
- Looking for a lost loved one? Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/missing-personsThe Missing Persons Group...Striving to ReUnite the Lost
- Looking for a lost family member or relative? Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/missing-personsThe Missing Persons Group...Striving to ReUnite the Lost
- Looking for a laugh? We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities! Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub Hope to see you there!The Laughter Club...because there's more to life than just survival...now with 20%...
- Looking for a lost family member or relative? Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/missing-personsThe Missing Persons Group...We are striving to ReUnite the Lost.
- Looking for a laugh? We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities! Click here: http://dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclubThe Laughter Club...because there's more to life than just survival...now with 20% more chuckles!
- Guess at what makes the sound you are given, and then give a sound for the next player to guess at.Examples:Sound: Thump, thump, thump.Source: Elephants and Rabbits.(They communicate with their own kind by striking their feet against the...
- What are the hardest kind of bean to raise on a farm?Jellybeans!Why are cattle drives so noisy?Because the cattle have horns!What does a farmer grow if he works hard?Tired.What did the cowboy say to the pencil?Draw, partner.Why did the cowboy ride...
- Ned: I read in the newspaper that a woman ate six dozen pancakes.Ted: Oh, how waffle!Why did the cranberry sauce blush?It saw the turkey dressing!Wise man say: He who eats cookies in bed wakes up feeling crummy.Why did the apple turn-over?It saw the...
- "Funny by definition."Fungi: The life and soul of the party.Doctor: The only person who actually enjoys poor health.Sneeze: Much achoo about nothing.Raisin: A worried grape.Prune: A worried plum.Vegetarian: Someone who is nice to meat.Collision:...