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Frog And Toad Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is green on the inside, white on the outside, and hops?
A frog sandwich.

What do you get when you stack toads together?
A toadem-pole. (totem-pole)

What is green and very dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.

Now it's your turn - do you know any frog or toad jokes?
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
What did one frog say to the other frog?

CROOAAKKKKK!!!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What's green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Time sure is fun when you're having flies!
(Time flies when you're having fun.)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A frog went to visit a fortune teller. "What do you see in my future?" asked the frog. "Very soon," replied the fortune teller, "you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you." "That's great!" said the frog, hopping up and down excitedly. "But when will I meet her?" "Next week in science class," said the fortune teller.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you call a frog that's stuck in the mud?
Unhoppy.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What animal is black and blue and green?
A bruised frog.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I DONT HAVE A FROG JOKE BUT THEY ARE FUNNY.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
That's toadly awesome!
deleted_user
deleted_user
thanks for the slmiles :)
joebabycarrol
joebabycarrol
Hear about the frog who's car broke down? He had to have it toad!

There was a constipated frog who had to have a toadstool removed.

What has three legs and is brown? ............... A toadstool.

What's black and green and controls the universe?? Darth Toader! (sorry about that)

Hear about the guy who croaked because he got a frog stuck in his throat?
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
"Hop in!"

Have you read 'Travel Humor'? Click on the green letter link here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4583203
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
So there's this wizard who works in a factory, where everything is going swimmingly - except that certain employees keep stealing his parking spot. So the wizard puts up a sign reading, "This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard...Violaters Will Be Toad."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Have you heard about the frog that got a human stuck in its throat? Just kidding! Thanks, Joebabycarrol! :-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Thank you, Jeanne36Roses, Kweeks2006, Rllabelle1960, and Joebabycarrol, for contributing to 'Frog And Toad Humor'.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two frogs sitting on a lily pad when a fly came buzzing by. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter.

Then the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As time went on, the frogs enjoyed the flies so much they nearly fell off their lily pad laughing.

A third frog hopped up to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first frog answered 'Time.'
'Huh?' asked the third frog.
The second frog explained: 'Time's fun when your having flies.'

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