A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
First Peasant: I hear the dictator is going to charge us a tax every time we use our thumbs.
Second Peasant: That is terrible.
First Peasant: And if we don't pay, he's going to hang us!
Second Peasant: We must revolt. After all, who ever heard of using thumb tax to hang people?
Why did the workers at the mint go on strike?
They wanted to make less money, of course!
King: You have offended me, and I condemn you to death.
Fool: Death?
King: Okay, you have been a good fool, so I will let you choose the manner of your death.
Fool: I choose to die of old age.
We could all use a reason to laugh about the government about now - do you have any jokes that poke fun at our dearly beloved tyrants?
Second Peasant: That is terrible.
First Peasant: And if we don't pay, he's going to hang us!
Second Peasant: We must revolt. After all, who ever heard of using thumb tax to hang people?
Why did the workers at the mint go on strike?
They wanted to make less money, of course!
King: You have offended me, and I condemn you to death.
Fool: Death?
King: Okay, you have been a good fool, so I will let you choose the manner of your death.
Fool: I choose to die of old age.
We could all use a reason to laugh about the government about now - do you have any jokes that poke fun at our dearly beloved tyrants?
BTW I was on HOLD for 70 minutes.
Ex. "We're from the government and we're here to help."
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LOL LOL LOL
The school vice principal asked three contractors to give him an estimate on how much it would cost to fix the school roof. Ed, the first contractor, carefully surveyed the damaged roof, then jotted down some figures. "It'll cost $90,000," said Ed to the vice principal. "$40,000 for materials, $40,000 for the workers, and $10,000 for me." The second contractor, Larry, inspected the roof and wrote down some numbers. "It'll cost $70,000," said Larry. "$30,000 for materials, $30,000 for the workers, and $10,000 for me." Finally, the third contractor, Bob, stepped forward and announced, "That'll be $270,000!" "Wait a minute," said the vice principal with a puzzled look on his face. "You didn't even look at the roof. Why is your rate so expensive?" "It's real simple," said Bob. "$100,000 for me, $100,000 for you, and we hire the second guy, Larry, for $70,000."
-Leo Rosten
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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