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- Politics defined: "Poli" is a prefix that means "many," and tics are tiny blood-sucky insects. So, politics is "many tiny blood-sucking insects."Question: Why was the Libertarian thrown out of the Boy Scouts?Answer: He tried to start a fire by...
- Hey there, you!I'd like to invite you to join the Laughter Club in the Shyness Community, whether you consider yourself to be shy or not.The Laughter Club is a group for people who understand the seriousness of laughter and humor to their success...
- A vain rich man has a clone of himself made, but the clone proved to be a disappointment to him because it used a lot of offensive obscene language, so in frustration the vain rich man pushed the clone off his second floor balcony, and the clone...
- Who are you?[]Shy[]Inhibited[]Introverted[]Antisocial[]Loner[]Fearful Of Humans[]Socially Awkward[]Socially Inexperienced[]Socially Uneducated[]Socially Retarded[]Agoraphobic[]Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD)[]Schizo-Affective[]Borderline...
- Knock-knock.Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Oh, please don't cry!Knock-knock.Who's there?Who.Who who?I think I hear an owl!Now it's your turn!
- Hey there, fellow shylings!"Once upon a time everybody lived happily ever after." -The shortest fairytale ever told.I'd like to hear your ideas on bringing more humor to the world. The following are a few ideas I've heard.Humor breaks down barriers...
- CowsQuestion: Why do cows wear bells?Answer: Because their horns don't work!Question: What has four legs and makes the sound, "Oom, oom"?Answer: A cow walking backwards!Question: What do you call a cow that does not give milk?Answer: An udder...
- Question: Why did the cranberry sauce blush?Answer: Because it saw the turkey dressing! (stuffing)Question: Who is Pizza's favorite relative?Answer: Anchovy! (Aunt Chovey)Question: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?Answer: Because it was feeling...
- Question: Why does the fireman wear red suspenders?Answer: To keep his pants up!Question: What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?Answer: An umbrella!Question: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?Answer: The letter "h"!I know...
- Here are a couple of websites devoted to shyness:www.shyandfree.comwww.giftofshyness.comHere is a website that lists information on meetings of support groups that include among others ones for shyness, as well as special interest meetings and...
- I have two questions for men:First, the softening agents in plastic bottles can get into the bottles' contents and mimic female hormones; this may not turn men into women instantly, but it will have the eventual effect of lowering fertility rates...
- Here are a few positive quotations."Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves." -James Matthew Barrie"Memories are not shackles...they are garlands." -Alan Bennett"We must travel in the direction of our...
- I'm not sure if I'm using the term "attachment disorder" properly, and I would like to know if any other members here have a similar condition to mine.I spent much of my years 0 through 12 in isolation. My mother locked me behind the door leading to...
- Hi there!Many of us here are good at reaching out to others in online friendship, good at sending personalized messages and encouraging hugs and joining in discussions and so much more. You're not hesitant about posting your goals, writing in your...
- I began biting my fingernails at an early age, way back in childhood, which was like all of my life, an anxious time for me.I bite my nails when I am alone, never in public or around other people.I spit out the bits of nail, but still, the germs are...