Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Been knocking so long my hand hurts!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne, Wayne go away, come back another day!

Forgot to add...Hello, I have just joined your group!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Red Red Robin comes Bob Bob Bobbing along....

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.

:-)

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Normalee.
Normalee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors,but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware,aware has my little dog gone?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Superb humor! And thank you for telling jokes appropriate for all. I have a fundamental belief that humanity is dragged down and pushed down every time someone curses, underservedly denigrates another person or class of people, or misappropriates language for the purpose of abusing others. Language was given to us that we might say nice things to each other. Let's make it so. Keep up the good work, my funny friends!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you (i love)

I like that one - if you look at it, it's not just a play on word sounds; condense "I love" into "Ilove" and reverse the vowels and you have Olive, a "transposition."

Groovy! :)

Knock knock
Who's there?
orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock Knock
Who's There
Zeny
Zeny who?
Zeny body home?

Knock, Knock
who's there?
Ike
Ike who?
Ike can't stop laughing

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

We take you now to the home of the famous crime-fighting detective and his assistant...

Sherlock Holmes: Knock, knock.
Doctor Watson: Who's there?
Sherlock Holmes: The.
Doctor Watson: The, who?
Sherlock Holmes: The who, the what, the why, the when, the where, and the how - once we know that, we will have solved the case. It's elementary, my dear fellow.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to do you until dinner's ready.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd say hello!