A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Question: Why does the fireman wear red suspenders?
Answer: To keep his pants up!
Question: What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella!
Question: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
Answer: The letter "h"!
I know you've got some humorous remarks better than the above ones, so please, please, please, do share!
Answer: To keep his pants up!
Question: What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella!
Question: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
Answer: The letter "h"!
I know you've got some humorous remarks better than the above ones, so please, please, please, do share!
Answer: To get away from me!
Question: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Answer: To get to the other tide.
Answer: To see Gregory Peck.
Answer: When it's ajar.
A In my world the Chicken ( my folks have chicken houses)
Racecar!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully!
What is the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
Elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth!
If you see an elephant in your car what time is it?
Time to get a new car!
Question: I can be found at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space, and at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. Who am I?
Answer: The letter "e!"
A. His horse was called Friday.
Q.If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side, where's is the white house?
A. Washington DC
Q. If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A. You don't bury survivors!
Seeing her young chick run out into a busy road, the mother hen said, "If your father saw you do that he'd turn over in his gravy."
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't been invented yet.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road.
She was afraid someone would Caeser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she could.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some fowl reason.
How do you turn a chicken into a soul singer?
Throw it on the fire until it's Bill Withers, or roll it on the grass until it's Al Green!
Two chickens are chewing the fat in the farm yard. One says to the other; "Are you worried about this bird flu epidemic?"
"No," replies the other, "Why should I? I'm a cow."
What did the chicken say when it found an orange in its nest?
Look what mama - lade!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Answer: Frostbite!