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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Politics defined: "Poli" is a prefix that means "many," and tics are tiny blood-sucky insects. So, politics is "many tiny blood-sucking insects."

Question: Why was the Libertarian thrown out of the Boy Scouts?
Answer: He tried to start a fire by causing friction between a Republican and a Democrat.

One-liner: Friends don't let friends vote for____________________________.
(Fill in the blank with whatever raises their hackles, such as "Republicans," "Democrats," "Socialist Workers," etc. Take-off on the line "Friends don't let friends drink and drive.")

Disclaimer: The Laughter Club does not endorse or decry any political party, platform, affiliation, or candidate for office. All statements contained herein are for
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
humorous purposes only.
deleted_user
deleted_user
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
LindaJean
LindaJean
LOL change - a good one. and Beaumont - for the one liner - anyone with the last name of Bush.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hilarious change.

I have an icon in my album that reads:

QUESTION:
"Grandma, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."?"

ANSWER:
"No dear, there is a whole set of them that begin with, "If elected, I promise...""
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Wow, take that, you - you - you - forked-tongue politicians who will say anything to get elected by the sheeple! (sheeple: people who are easily misled, like sheep).

One of the uses of humor is to release tension, and so I have.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: In what month do politicians talk the least?
Answer: February, the shortest month!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Do not vote; it only encourages them to run." -Author Unknown
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A Conservative is a Liberal who has been mugged.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
An ancient jungle king tyrannized his subjects and forced them to build him one elaborate throne after another - first of rocks, then bamboo, then tin, then copper, then silver, and so on. When the king became tired of each throne, he would store it in the attic of his grass hut. One day the attic collapsed, and the thrones came crashing down on the chief's head and killed him. The moral of this story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. (People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.)
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Those are too funny...
deleted_user
deleted_user
One winter in Wisconsin I got on the bus and mentioned how cold it was. The bus driver said "Yes, I just drove by the Capital and it is so cold that the poiticians have their hands in their OWN pockets!!