A Laughter Club Community Group

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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A vain rich man has a clone of himself made, but the clone proved to be a disappointment to him because it used a lot of offensive obscene language, so in frustration the vain rich man pushed the clone off his second floor balcony, and the clone landed in the swimming pool. The clone was not seriously harmed, but the police came and arrested the vain rich man anyway. What crime do you think he was charged with? Making an obscene clone fall!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Answer: Do these genes make me look fat? (jeans)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Answer: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!
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OMGosh that first one rocks!
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Beaumont: is there a 'gene'-ie in the bottle, or did I eat too much 'turkey' for lunch?
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What do you call a boomerang that won't return to you when you throw it?
Answer: A stick!
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Beaumont
Queston: What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge! (Mr. Spongebob Squarepants should appreciate this one.)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: How do you spell hard water with only three letters?
Answer: Ice!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Guide: These rock formations were piled up here many years ago by the glaciers.
Tourist: What became of the glaciers?
Guide: They've gone back to get more rocks.
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Reply #7: HAHAHAHA!!!! You have to love the tourist guide's reply. That was Soooo quick-wit!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A blush is a temporary arithma and a calorific effulgence of the physiognomy, ettigilized by the precipitation of the sensorum from a predicament of inequilibrium caused by sudden shame, anger, fear, humiliation, or other emotions, resulting in a partial paralysis of the vasomotorial muscular filament of the facial, immediately becoming suffused with radiance, and emanating an intermediated precordia.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What does the solar system use to hold up its planets?
An asteroid belt!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the brilliant scientist disconnect his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
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I love the clone one that is so good. You are full of them! Keep them comming LOL
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame died--so a new bell-ringer had to be hired. He had no arms, so he was asked how he'd do the job. He said, "Give me a chance, I'll use my face."

All went along quite well, until the bell-ringer one day missed the bell and flew off the tower. Someone who found the bell-ringer's body on the ground on the street asked, "Who is this man?"

Someone else replied, "I don't know--but his face rings a bell!"
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And then there was this genius who died and a clone was made of him. But he turned out to be not nearly as intelligent as the genius. Undaunted, a second clone was made from the first clone. He wasn't even close to being as smart as the first. So a third try was made--and the disappointed clone-maker went to his superior because of how stupic the third clone torned out to be. The superior said, "You blithering idiot--everybody knows copies never turn out to be as sharp as their originals."