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- Feeding the BabyMy husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?""That's up to you," I replied. "There's all...
- Nice TryMy husband's uncle thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his...
- Miracle HouseMy engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our new house was being built, he would leave notes for the workmen, politely calling their attention to mistakes or oversights. Two weeks before we were to move in, the floors...
- Missing HusbandA wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build,...
- Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for going 43 in a 35 MPH zone."What'll I tell my husband?" I worried, explaining to the police officer that my spouse was a self-described "perfect" driver.The cop took a second look at the name and...
- Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.The women were arguing noisily even in the court.The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them said, "We are...
- Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds...
- I believe that, in general, women are saner than men. For example, If you see people who have paid good money to stand in an outdoor stadium on a freezing December day wearing nothing on the upper halves of their bodies except paint, those people...
- As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota, I often engage women psychology majors in heated discussions about male-female relationships. Once, my friend Shelly and I got into a hot debate about whether men or women make the larger...
- Here it is, the secret chart used by bachelors worldwide, because they don't have wives who can recognize on sight (and sometimes before) when the Big Mac has become one with the special sauce.FREEZER FOODS:ICE CREAM - If you can't tell the...
- With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters.When we returned a few, hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV.I went to check on the children, and found them in our narrow hallway. By bracing...
- Are You Hiring?A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked."No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need.""Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she asked.
- Are You Hiring?A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked."No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need.""Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she asked.
- Animal CrackersWhen the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter."What are you doing?" his mom asked."The...
- And God Created.....God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.Then, using God's great...