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- "I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom."- George Patton
- "My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment."- Oprah Winfrey
- "Just smiling goes a long way toward making you feel better about life. And when you feel better about life, your life is better. With an optimistic, positive attitude toward life, the possibilities for your second prime are tremendous."- Art...
- A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. “You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy,...
- The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, and then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant poured over them.Finally the IRS agent...
- The Brutal Truth!A man called up a bible believing church and the church secretary answered the call. The man on the other end of the line said, "I’d like to speak to the head hog." The secretary replied, "That wasn’t a very nice thing to say...
- Henry Waterman, of New York, invented the elevator in 1850. He intended it to transport barrels of flour.The first words that Thomas A. Edison spoke into the phonograph were, "Mary had a little lamb."In the early 1800s, a French silk weaver called...
- Therapeutic Benefits of LaughterDr. Lee Berk and fellow researcher Dr. Stanley Tan of Loma Linda University in California have been studying the effects of laughter on the immune system. To date their published studies have shown that laughing...
- Medical researchers contend that no disease ever identified has been completely eradicated.No one seems to know why people blush.In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.The number one cause...
- "I'm not sure what the future holds but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. As my dad said "Nic, it is what it is, it's not what it should have been, not what it could have been, it is what it is".~ Nicole...
- "Like success, failure is many things to many people. With Positive Mental Attitude, failure is a learning experience, a rung on the ladder, a plateau at which to get your thoughts in order and prepare to try again."~ W. Clement Stone
- Inside Marriage Rupert and Elaine, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?''Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the...
- Marriage and Children: A Funny StoryLorna Irwin was striding down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Mara. 'Hello,' uttered the Father, 'and how is Mrs Irwin this fine day? Didn't I marry you two years...
- I'd Like to See That"Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side."Why?" she asked."Because now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us.""What trick?""Well, he told Mommy that if you came to...
- Smart MomA mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that."Why," asked the little...