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- Iris Aged 67As told to us by Iris Belmont, aged 67:'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners [seniors]. I...
- Do You Feel There is No HopeBy Unknown In your times of deep despair,Do you feel there is no hope?As the darkness closes in on you,Do you feel you cannot cope?As you struggle on through every trial,Do you say "When will it end"?As you cry yourself...
- You Are Worthy - By Unknown Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.It is because we are different that each of us is special.Do not set your goals by what other people deem important.Only you know what is best for you.Do not...
- The Value Of A Smile :-)By Francie Baltazar-Schwartz The value of a smile is priceless, yet it is the cheapest, easiest, most rewarding and most sincere gift to anyone that crosses your path. A smile makes a person's day, anybody's day even a...
- A Life That Makes A Differenceby Steve Goodier "How do you account for your remarkable accomplishment in life?" Queen Victoria of England asked Helen Keller. "How do you explain the fact that even though you were both blind and deaf, you were able...
- YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR VALUEA well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked "What is this piece of paper and is it worth anything?" "It is a $20 bill, which can be cashed in international &...
- Everything Happens For a Reason Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become.You never...
- A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along...
- Ways to reject pick up lines“Haven’t we met before?”“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”“Want to Dance?”“No, thank...
- Stupid pick up lines (I wonder what reaction they got...)Good day for weather.I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works.Your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number...
- Be careful for what you wish for …Hopeful suitor joined a computer-dating site and registered his wants.He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.The computer operated faultlessly.It sent...
- Any of you have office jobs that require a good deal of concentration. I work in Inventory Control, which is a lot of mathematical calculations. I really prefer a quiet office. There are lots of people in and out of the room where I am situated, and...
- SUCCESS AND FAILURE- The Giraffe story Baby giraffes never go to school. But they learn a very important lesson rather early in life. A lesson that all of us would do well to remember. The birth of a baby giraffe is quite an earth-shaking event. The...
- Things Mothers Taught Us (Joke)My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”My Mother taught me MEDICINE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to...
- When Edmund Hillary Conquered Mount EverestSir Edmund Hillary was the first man to climb Mount Everest. On May 29, 1953 he scaled the highest mountain then known to man-29,000 feet straight up. He was knighted for his efforts.He even made American...