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- "Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall."~ ConfuciusAs a young man, Abraham Lincoln went to war a captain and returned a private. Afterwards, he was a failure as a businessman. As a lawyer in Springfield, he was...
- "Throw back the shoulders, let the heart sing, let the eyes flash, let the mind be lifted up, look upward and say to yourself...Nothing is impossible!" "Through persistence, self-knowledge, prayer, commitment, optimism, a resolute trust in God, and...
- "When humor goes, there goes civilization" — Erma Bombeck"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation,it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself." — Charles Schulz"Humour is by far the...
- APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTERDate: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 16:57:54 -0500NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current...
- Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
- Dinner Conversation Gone WrongWIFE: "If I died would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married...
- A husband read an article to his wife that explained that women use 30,000 words a day compared to a man's use of 15,000 words.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men."The husband then turned to his wife...
- A 1.5 oz. milk chocolate bar has only 220 calories.A 1.75 oz. serving of potato chips has 230 calories.A recent study indicates when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.American...
- Catholic DogMuldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many years. Eventually, his dog died of old age. Muldoon went to the parish priest."Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor...
- CustomsA distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?""Of course child. What may I do for you?""Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is...
- Joey and The PriestBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?''Yes, Father, it is.''And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her...
- TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Pack My Stuff Permanent Menstrual Syndrome Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make Me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing ...
- Curtis and LeroyCurtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. And bought a mule for $100.The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day...The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have...
- The Fairy GodmotherA married couple in their early sixties were celebrating their fortieth wedding anniversary in a romantic restaurant. Suddenly a fairy godmother appeared.She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple, I will grant you each...
- Best Divorce Letter Ever!!!Dear Wife,I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.These last 2 weeks have been hell.Your boss called to tell me...