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- Be Happy (A True Story) Davy JonesAround twenty years ago I was living in Seattle and going through hard times. I could not find satisfying work and I found this especially difficult as I had a lot of experience and a Masters degree.To my shame I...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.How does a man show that he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.Why are blonde jokes so short?So men can remember them.How many men...
- Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting...
- A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?''I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.A short time...
- Animal Super BowlDuring the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little...
- "Deep Freezer"Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How did you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"...
- Clean "Chemical Elements" JokeTwo new chemical elements have recently been added to the chemical table. Here is a description of their properties. Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there, can be explosive!) Physical...
- “So many of our dreams at first seems impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.” - Christopher Reeve
- "Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." - Doug Larson
- Weakness or Strength?by: Author UnknownSometimes your biggest weakness can become your biggest strength. Take, for example, the story of one 10-year-old boy who decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating...
- Male AssertivenessA mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.He had...
- Marriage CounselingThe husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on...
- Sleep Anxiety Cure When he got to the psychiatrist's office, Bubba said, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.""Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the...
- "If I were asked to give what I consider the most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold your head high, look it squarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger...
- "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make...