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- Age is a Funny Thing...Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you?.... "I'm four and a half"...
- A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected.He...
- "It is for us to pray not for tasks equal to our powers, but for powers equal to our tasks, to go forward with a great desire forever beating at the door of our hearts as we travel toward our distant goal."~ Helen Keller
- "Do not let circumstances influence your thoughts and moods. By rising over them mentally, you will eventually rise over them materially." ~ Remez Sasson
- "Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have." ~ Norman Vincent Peale
- http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/04/16/inside-nasa-boeing-747-shuttle-carrier-aircraft/
- Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick...
- Although Henri Matisse was nearly 28 years younger than Auguste Renoir, the two great artists were dear friends and frequent companions. When Renoir was confined to his home during the last decade of his life, Matisse visited him daily. Renoir,...
- Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder ...- Henry David Thoreau Can anyone share any more quotes on happiness, or...
- At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I...
- I just had a baby 7 weeks ago. During the last few months, I had gestational diabetes. My specialist told me that I need to be tested again 6 weeks after delivery to see if the problem re-occurs.I have not been to see her yet, but I have had 2...
- I know it's not Christmastime (yet), but I loved this.Mom's Letter To SantaDear Santa:I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of...
- Roy and Jessica Fritts' love story began while both of them were in jail and exchanged letters after meeting on a prison pen-pal website. This eventually led to a jail house marriage.When they got out of jail, the loving couple decided they wanted...
- Here are some weird laws in the state of Alaska:While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.In Anchorage:For...
- "I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, Please try again. because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... Come on Mitchell, don't give...