Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office
when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and
he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy
store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a
Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the
Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one?
We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95;
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95;
Shopping Barbie: $19.95;
Surfer Barbie: $19.95;
Disco Barbie: $19.95; and
Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie
$299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
ken's best friend
when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and
he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy
store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a
Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the
Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one?
We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95;
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95;
Shopping Barbie: $19.95;
Surfer Barbie: $19.95;
Disco Barbie: $19.95; and
Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie
$299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
ken's best friend
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
ROFLAO.......... I love it!
hehehe
Yeah, I will work again, someday...
I had to buy the house from HIM... and I have 3 little girls. He would not part with stuff.. so I told him to take it all.. including all his pension funds and no spousal for me, he took the car too.
Not everyone gets to be Divorced Barbie..