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Elephant Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
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Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.

How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.

Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.

Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Greg: How do you make an elephant float?
Judy: You take some soda water, then add two scoops of icecream and one elephant.
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Beaumont
What one-word description do elephants have for humans?
'Flat.'
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Beaumont
Who is gray and stomps out forest fires?
Smokey the Elephant, of course!
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Beaumont
What is gray and powdery?
Instant elephant.
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Not really a joke just a funng thing my son said. My husband and I were big people as In (FAT) My sons age about 18 ask me where his dad was. I told him he is taking a shower. My son ask why at this time of day? Just to be silly, I said becaues we are going to make mad passionate love and I want him to smell good. My son burst into laughter . I ask why are you laughing so hard, He said srill laughing and not being able to stop, I am just picturing two elephant going it. I let him live through the night LOL
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What goes, "thump, thump, thump, squish, thump, thump, thump, squish"?
An elephant wearing a wet shoe.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is big and gray, and carries flowers to cheer you up when you don't feel well?
A Get-Well-Ephant!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"We'll never catch an elephant," sighed the first big game hunter after a long day in the jungle. "Let's go home." "I agree," replied the second hunter. "Besides, I'm exhausted from lugging these gigantic elephant decoys."

Have you read 'Hunting And Fishing Humor'? Click here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4383691
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: While not 'noted' for their musical talent, the sound made by elephants is called 'trumpeting'.

Have you read 'Music Humor'? Click here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5179046
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: Elephants belong to the family of animals know as pachyderms (meaning thick skinned animals), which also includes the rhinoceros, hippopotamus, pig, tapir, and the now-extinct wooly mammoth.

Let's use the word in this example:

Herb looked up from fishing on the river bank to see a herd of thundering stampeding pachyderms headed directly toward his picnic basket. They were all pigs that had 'escaped' from farmer Fred's hog farm. Or were they just on their regular Saturday outing? Herb didn't know the answer to this question, but one thing he did know for sure. If he didn't reach the picnic basket before the pigs, his coffee cup full of nightcrawlers might be all gobbled up. Herb was in a pig-dicament.

We now resume our regularly scheduled 'Elephant Humor'...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation - fooled you!

'Mouse Humor': www.dailystrength.org/groups/discussions/messages/4825295
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation - fooled you!

Mouse Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4825295
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Beaumont
Why don't elephants go to college?
Because so few graduate from high school!

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552
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Beaumont
Why don't elephants go to college?
Because so few of them graduate from high school!

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
About three thousand miles!

'Geography Humor' is coming soon...