A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
They are different colors.
the one to that riddle. LOL)
Beau: shouldn't that "plaid elephant" have SOME grey in it? Never seen one so I wouldn't know! (Wonder what clan that elephant is from?--yeh heh "heliphino"--I know-- I know
To carry his library card.
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
That's what the elephants would like to know.
With all these jokes about them, they don't want to be recognized.
A mama that can't remember where she put her baby.
They think they're Dumbo.
You bump your nose on the ceiling!
You need a ladder to get into bed.
Call a toe truck.
Because they only had one pair of trunks between them.
A mouse stepped on an elephant's toes.
Said the elephant with tears in his eyes,
"Why dont you pick on someone your size?"
"Dont throw your weight at me, you pill!"
Said the mouse. "Can't you see I've been ill?"