A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because ninies were to small and elevenies were to big.
What is the difference between aa elephant and a bucket of water.
Don't know? I don't know either but I'm not going to let you mop my floor.
Sleep somewhere else!
Trunkquillizers.
They tell people jokes!
To keep their insides together.
debbie
Because two's a crowd!
Wait until it ripens!
Here comes the elephants coming over the hill.
What did Napoleon say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Voila les elephantes coming over the hill!
A jet-propelled elephant.
A jet-propelled elephant - look out!