A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
A near-sighted elephant.
It'll be lumpier than usual.
Did you get that one, Bill Cosby?
Because elephants never forget.
An elephant with bad breath.
Cinderelephant.
They're both green, except of course, for the elephants.
Second Elephant: Why would you do that?
First Elephant: I'm tired of working for peanuts.
They tell people jokes.
From playing marbles.
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or a peanut butter sandwich that never forgets.
An electric elephant!