A Laughter Club Community Group
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Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
A ballpoint elephant!
A six-pack of elephants!
Athletics And Sports Humor
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You don't!
You get Down from a duck.
It has elephants in it's trunk.
Because they're difficult to iron.
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Boat And Ship Humor
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Because thats when the elephants have their parachute practice.
Why are crocodiles flat?
Because they went into the jungle between 9 o'clock at night and 6 o'clock in the morning.
By the big 'E' on her spacesuit.
Astronaut And Space Exploration Humor
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An elephant is always thought enormous,
but I know one that’s really rather small,
a teensy weensy thing, just like a dormouse.
exactly two and one half inches tall!
His jungle is a garden full of flowers,
the grass grows right up level with his eye,
above him dandelions stand like towers
in Heaven’s vault, the lovely deep blue sky.
To us, a little insect doesn’t matter,
the buzzing of a gnat sounds rather sweet,
to him, it’s like a helicopter’s clatter,
the world is not the same when you’re petite!
He lives there all alone in self-reliance,
the birds fly past and look down in surprise,
most elephants they’ve heard about are giants,
but this one is a very different size!
Do not look on this elephant with pity,
he trumpets out his jungle songs with pride,
it doesn’t matter if you’re itty-bitty,
the most important part is what’s inside.
-Graeme King
Poetry Humor
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Elephants are lovely guys,
They're good and true and tell no lies.
They don't take more than they can eat,
And always watch where they put their feet.
They don't play with electric wires;
I never have heard of them starting fires.
They live healthily, they don't smoke
An Elephant is a kindly bloke.
Elephants take care of their young,
And rarely speak with angry tongue.
When in school, they do not cheat,
They walk in lines which are quite neat.
They don't beat up on smaller folks,
Don't care if they're the butt of jokes.
They don't fret, what wear today,
Look simply splendid all in gray.
Super strong yet very nice,
They're really not afraid of mice.
I've tried and tried but I just can't
Find anything better than the Elephant.
-Wayne Hepburn (placed in the Public Domain 11 Sep 1997)
A: Because his trunk didn't have enough room.