A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
What does a 500 hundred pound mouse say?
Here kitty, here kitty.
Teacher: Robert Burns wrote, "To a Field Mouse."
Class Clown: I'll bet he didn't get an answer.
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!
Here kitty, here kitty.
Teacher: Robert Burns wrote, "To a Field Mouse."
Class Clown: I'll bet he didn't get an answer.
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one...they called 911,
And the other two escaped with minor injuries.
Now it's your turn. Do you know any mouse jokes?
How did the mouse get away from the cat?
He SQUEEKED by.
Oil it.
There was a mouse 'where' there on the chair, there on the chair,
right there, a little mouse with cloggs on, well I declare, going
clip clippity clop of the stair !
I think it is my bedtime
Don't let the bedbugs bite -
If they do, blow them up with dynamite!
Pleasant dreams!
If I hear a mouse squeeking in the middle of the night I know it's time to get it away from the CAT.
Squeakers!