A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
The "Christian Humor" discussion topic, as with all other humor in the Laughter Club, will be closely monitored for offensive language and unacceptable subject matter. Any entries in violation of these rules will be deleted without notice, and repeated violations can lead to members being banned from the Laughter Club. Members who wish to start separate discussion topics that deal with humor in other religions and belief systems are encouraged to do so (Jewish/Yiddish, Muslim, Atheism, Shintoism, Buddhism, et cetera). Have a blessed day! :-)
Answer: Genesis 1.1: In the big inning . . .
Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862
Answer: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in Fury (Chrysler Plymouth, American auto maker). David's Triumph (British auto maker) was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the Disciples were all of one Accord (Honda, Japanese auto maker).
Automobile Driving Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/16410606
Committing her welfare to Heaven -
Her face is so pure,
She's so good and demure -
And her age is not quite sixty-seven.
-Author Unknown
Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084
-Charles M. Schultz
Charles Schulz Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12636547
-Catherine Hall
Aging And Maturing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10355417
And climbed the topmost steeple.
But God declared: "Go down again,
I dwell among the people."
-Louis I. Newman
Epigram Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13739210
There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said "Now look back;
You'll see one set of tracks.
That's when you got a piggy-back ride."
-Author Unknown
Limerick Humor
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If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic...
1. I was forced to as a child.
2. People who make soap are only after your money.
3. I wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter.
4. People who wash are hypocrites - they think they are cleaner than everyone else.
5. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
6. I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.
7. None of my friends wash.
8. The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.
9. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
10. I can't spare the time.
-Author Unknown
Cleanliness And Hygiene Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12453714