A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
The "Christian Humor" discussion topic, as with all other humor in the Laughter Club, will be closely monitored for offensive language and unacceptable subject matter. Any entries in violation of these rules will be deleted without notice, and repeated violations can lead to members being banned from the Laughter Club. Members who wish to start separate discussion topics that deal with humor in other religions and belief systems are encouraged to do so (Jewish/Yiddish, Muslim, Atheism, Shintoism, Buddhism, et cetera). Have a blessed day! :-)
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The Ten Commandments
I. Have thou no other gods but me,
II. And to no image bow thy knee.
III. Take not the name of God in vain:
IV. The Sabbath day do not profane.
V. Honour thy father and mother too;
VI. And see that thou no murder do.
VII. Abstain from words and deeds unclean;
VIII. Nor steal, though thou art poor and mean.
IX. Bear not false witness, shun that blot;
X. What is thy neighbour's covet not.
These laws, O Lord, write in my heart, that I,
May in thy faithful service live and die.
-Author Unknown
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Know always that the words you type and send out across the internet and the words you write when you put pen to paper can become a great benefit to people today and centuries from now just like the words of the writer that appear above. Spread the Word!
He said when you go to heaven heaven you get to be an angle and you will get your legs cut off.
I was a little shocked to hear such as this. I ask but why would that be?
He put his hands on his hips and said MAMO you will get wings you will not need you legs anymore.
out of the mouths of babes
ask. Mommy , who made this place? I answered ,God made this place son. A few minutes of silence and then in compete disbelief he said . Naaaaa God couldn't have made this place . It is too spooky
A preacher was wanting to buy a horse to make his visits in a small farming town.He was sent to an old farmer that had a very unique horse. The preacher wanted to try the horse out, so the old farmer told him what made the horse unique. "If you want the horse to go forward," the farmer said, "shout Praise the Lord.If you want the horse to stop, yell Hallelujah." The preacher mounted the horse and shouted "Praise the Lord." The horse started running.The preacher was so excited that he let the horse run until he saw a great cliff ahead. He yelled stop,halt,quit, but the horse kept running. The preacher finally remembered the words of the old farmer and yelled " Hallelujah!" just in time. The horse skidded to a stop on the very edge of the cliff. The preacher took off his hat,wiped his brow,and said,"Praise the Lord."
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
Answer: Genesis 1.1: In the big inning...
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in Fury (Chrysler Plymouth, American auto maker). David's Triumph (British auto maker) was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the Disciples were all of one Accord (Honda, Japanese auto maker).