A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
A limerick is a five-line humorous poem with a characteristic rhythm. Lines one, two, and five rhyme with each other and have three metrical feet, and lines three and four rhyme with each other and have two metrical feet.
A limerick's easy to write:
Five lines with a humorous bite,
And the first one must rhyme
With the last two each time,
While the middle two paired make it right.
Please do keep in mind that A Laughter Club accepts only humor that is in keeping with our one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate language or adult subject matter, then you shouldn't share it here either.
We now return you to tee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha, and so forth! ;-)
A limerick's easy to write:
Five lines with a humorous bite,
And the first one must rhyme
With the last two each time,
While the middle two paired make it right.
Please do keep in mind that A Laughter Club accepts only humor that is in keeping with our one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate language or adult subject matter, then you shouldn't share it here either.
We now return you to tee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha, and so forth! ;-)
There was a tall man from Cornwall
Whose length exceeded his bed.
"My body fits on it -
But barely upon it -
There's no room for my big Cornish head!"
-E. M. Snickering
Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159
From which humans can benefit, too.
Teach your sons and daughters
To do unto otters,
As otters would do unto you.
-Author Unknown
Etiquette And Manners Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8508985
Who did not eat roast beef and ham.
She ate a green apple,
Then drank some Snapple -
Some say she eats like a lamb.
-Author Unknown
Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
-Ogden Nash
Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017
Who said, "Although pain isn't real,
If I sit on a pin
And it punctures my skin,
I dislike what I fancy I feel.
-Author Unknown
Physical Pain Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12667088
Whose ears were of different sizes.
The one that was small
Was of no use at all,
But the other won several prizes!
-Author Unknown
Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159
Who all day long was cross a lot,
Except for Thanksgiving,
When he enjoyed living,
And liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot.
-Author Unknown
Thanksgiving Day Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5288859
Well, it’s partly the shape of the thing
That makes the old limerick swing –
Its accordion pleats
Full of light, airy beats
Take it up like a kite on the wing!
-Author Unknown
Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324