A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

357 Members
2,139 Posts
1 Online
Personal Challenges
/ A Laughter Club Support Group

Christian Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
The "Christian Humor" discussion topic, as with all other humor in the Laughter Club, will be closely monitored for offensive language and unacceptable subject matter. Any entries in violation of these rules will be deleted without notice, and repeated violations can lead to members being banned from the Laughter Club. Members who wish to start separate discussion topics that deal with humor in other religions and belief systems are encouraged to do so (Jewish/Yiddish, Muslim, Atheism, Shintoism, Buddhism, et cetera). Have a blessed day! :-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If Jesus drove a car, what kind would it be?
A Chrysler!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Peace begins with a smile."
-Mother Teresa
deleted_user
deleted_user
A little boy, 6years old, was walking through Carles Bad Cavern and trying to take it all in. With wonder in his eyes, ask. Mommy, who made this place? She answered , God made this place son. A few minutes of silence and then in compete disbelief he said . Naaaaa God could not have made this place. It is too spooky.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
In the early part of the twentieth century, the 'London Times' asked several eminent authors to write articles on the theme, "What's Wrong with the World?" Christian humorist Gilbert Keith Chesterton wrote this brief reply:

Dear Sirs,

I am.

Sincerely Yours,

G. K. Chesterton
deleted_user
deleted_user
THANKS FOR THE INVITE TO JOIN, THESE WERE GREAT. I LOVE JOKES.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Mary Jane goes to bed at eleven,
Committing her welfare to Heaven -
Her face is so pure,
She's so good and demure -
And her age is not quite sixty-seven.

Have you read 'Limericks'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Laughter is God's hand on the shoulders of a troubled world."
-Minnie Pearl
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"No one would have been invited to dinner as often as Jesus was unless he was interesting and had a sense of humor."
-Charles M. Schultz
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented, "Gee, your pastor is sure friendlier than mine."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"An elderly woman in a nursing home declined her pastor's suggestion that she get a hearing aid. "At 91, I've heard enough already," she said.""
-Catherine Hall
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength of an eagle, the grace of a swan, the gentleness of a dove, the friendliness of a sparrow, and the night hours of an owl. And when they catch that bird, they expect the pastor to live on the food of a canary." -Author Unknown

'Bird Humor'? Yes, we've got that, too - click here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4825220
deleted_user
deleted_user
me love!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A small country church was having a baptizing in a river on a cold January day. A revival meeting had just concluded. The preacher asked one baptistmal candidate, "Is the water cold?" "Naw!" he replied. One of the church deacons shouted, "Dip him again, preacher - he's still lying!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A Baptist Pastor and a Lutheran Pastor were overheard discussing the different ways their churches baptized people: total immersion versus sprinkling the head.
Lutheran Pastor: Well, just how much water do you need? Up to the knees?
Baptist Pastor: More.
Lutheran Pastor: Up to their shoulders?
Baptist Pastor: More.
Lutheran Pastor: Up to their chin?
Baptist Pastor: More.
Lutheran Pastor: Over their head?
Baptist Pastor: That's right.
Lutheran Pastor: That's just where we put it.
-Ronald E. Leese
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"My six-year-old son and I were waiting at the curb to cross the street on the way home from Sunday school. The cars were speeding by. Dean looked up and asked, "Don't these people know that Presbyterians have the right of way?""
-Elaine R. Wilcox